ARE YOU WIRED TO GET HIRED? Let’s get this straight, nobody likes to be pushed around by The Man. With all of the corporate involvement in the music industry these days, it’s finally time to grab those smug CEOs and thrust them onstage and see what comes out when you really stick ‘em. And nothing is more satisfying, both financially and fiscally responsible, than to let THE MAN do their thing, because they will walk all over you and you will love every minute of it. With a panicky/riveting/down-sizing guitar crunch, merging with the heavy dose of anxiety-riddled bass throb, over-worked, stress-wrenched drumming, and all slathered in “workplace harassment”-style vocals, your long-term relationship with THE MAN is one “meeting” you just can’t opt out of and still come away with your promotion intact. Resistance is futile, projections seem grim, and your mental and fidooshiary well-being depend on nothing more than your complete and utter submission to THE MAN, in all of it’s holdings and territories, as declared in their mission statement, thumbtacked to your forehead.
Check out THE MAN on tour this month in a metropolis near you, and grab the debut 7" EP from HoZac Records, right HERE.
June 5 - Chicago @ The Whistler w/ Make-Overs (S. Africa), Werewheels
June 7 - Columbus, OH @ Cafe Bourbon Street w/ No Bails, Bloody Show, Raw Pony
June 8 - Baltimore, MD @ Club K w/ Bent Knee, Robotopotamous, Strum the Fox
June 9 - Philadelphia, PA @ Kung Fu Necktie w/ Window Liquor, The Cloth, Wojtek
June 10 - New Haven, CT @ Osborn House w/ Estrogen Highs, Xerox, Worn Leather
June 11 - New York, NY @ Don Pedro's w/ Faux Ferocious, TBA
June 12 - New York, NY @ Cake Shop w/ Abandos, Twinks, NANCY
June 13 - Akron, OH @ Buzzbin Music Shop w/ Seance, Privacy//Policy, Army of Infants
June 14 - Detroit, MI @ Painted Lady w/ The Funs, Deadly Viper Assassination Squad